5 Quotes About Parenting That Sum It Up Perfectly

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Parenting is intense. It’s a full-time commitment made in advance when you have no idea what you might be committing to. Kind of like accepting the terms of use to that app you just downloaded. C’mon, you know you didn’t read it either. These quotes about parenting perfectly sum up life with kids.

Quotes about Parenting, Mom Life, and Dad Life - "All I want is for my kids to go to sleep so I can watch show with bad words and eat hidden snacks." -Every Parent

'All I want is for my kids to go to sleep so I can watch shows with bad words and eat hidden snacks.' -Every ParentClick To Tweet

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'Love can change a person the way a parent can change a baby- awkwardly, and often with a great deal of mess.' -Lemony SnicketClick To Tweet

'Bedtime makes you realize how completely incapable you are of being in charge of another human being.' -Jim GaffiganClick To Tweet

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“When my kids become wild and unruly, I use a nice safe playpen. When they’re finished, I climb out.” – Erma BombeckClick To Tweet

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“The quickest way for a parent to get a child’s attention is to sit down and look comfortable.” – Lane OlinghouseClick To Tweet
Hilarious quotes about parenthood! These funny quotes perfectly sum up the mom/dad experience parents go through every day!

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  1. Reply

    Lol this is my life lol I sit down to start work at around 8:30pm and don’t actually get to start until atleast 9:30 ! Drives me bonkers !

  2. Reply

    YESSSS to all of these! lol

  3. these quotes are literally what i find myself saying

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    Haha these are all wonderful! Your line “Babies have no chill,” also deserves to be here. I use it whenever my daughter gets hyperactive. She usually just rolls her eyes now. 🙂

    • Morgan Roberts
    • February 11, 2018
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    Lol love the onr about hiding snacks.. totally guilty

    • Kelley Larsen
    • February 11, 2018
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    Oh my gosh. Definitely the last quote. Every time I think I get to sit on the couch and start something on the DVR my child comes from the other floor of the house demanding something and complaining that he wants to watch a kids show. When I tell him no, he wants to stay and watch it with me but I can’t very well let him watch Scandal with me! 😂

    • Kat
    • February 11, 2018
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    These quotes are great! The last one really hits home 🤣

  5. “The quickest way for a parent to get a child’s attention is to sit down and look comfortable” Ouuuuu yeah!! hehe

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    These are awesome and so funny because of how true they are. My favorite is the last one because it is so relatable on a daily basis. lol.

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    The last one for sure! All day. Every day.

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    haha, these are so perfect! I swear everytime I sit down and look comfortable, my kids have this little sensor that must go off in their minds LOL let’s bug mom!

  9. Reply

    This post was such fun, and lots of quotes I hadn’t heard before so I’ve had a great chuckle. Parenting is the best and worst job in the world, luckily the good bits far outweigh the bad xx

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